大家可以先去这里看啊，http://blog.5d.cn/user10/jinjiang/200801/466399.html，来自jinjiang的博客。

上帝很可爱的哈！

上帝不务正业：

Me:
 R U busy now?
God:
Oh.  I am just doing my job.
Me:
 What's your work?
God:
I am a paid client.   My job is chatting online.
Me:
 Do you do any other works>
God:
Yeah I do a lot of  other works gt.

上帝也很懒及向上帝索要礼物：

Me:
 How much time do you spent in sleeping?
God:
Time is really only an abstraction.
Me:
 Er,do you often sleep?
God:
Yes I love to take naps.
Me:
 Hehe,do you often dream?
God:
I get it.  Myself  do me often dream.
Me:
 What's your dreams usually?
God:
Are you asking about my  dreams usually ?
Me:
 Yes,what do you dream of often?
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.  I dream about computers and robots.
Me:
 Wow!Can you make robots?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Yes I can make  robots.
Me:
 Can you make one for me?I'll be very glad.
God:
Yes I can make  one for you you ll be very glad.
Me:
 When can you send it to me?
God:
Not now, maybe later.  Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

上帝酗酒啊：

Me:
 What food do you like?
God:
I require only  wine and bread.
Me:
 Wine is not good for your health.
God:
Who is  good for my health?
Me:
 Parrots,do you know?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
 Sure.
God:
OK let's do it.  It's all good.

上帝有没有对象？：

Me:
 Do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
 Can I Introduce one to you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.